Student Magazine at Wilfrid Laurier University

Articles by Mike Morrice

How to mimic the lifestyle of your upper/middle class, white, suburban parents in 15 easy steps

How to mimic the lifestyle of your upper/middle class, white, suburban parents in 15 easy steps

I was recently re-acquainted with a particular means of pursuing Joy in life, and the following is the product of that.

1) Attend a post-secondary institution. Begin to accumulate debt. Ideally your program has either the word “business” or “commerce” in it.

2) Meet a nice guy or girl while there.