UR Addicted
“I think I’m addicted to MSN,” she admitted limply. “I have dreams about my contact list expanding to fill the entire world, a monolith of names all decrying their insignificant plans for the night. And I like it.” I nodded, distracted. “When I was in Peru, one of the Incan ruins looked like a text [...]
Dear Writers, Stop Writing Bad Novels
The world of writers is just too cramped, I’ve decided. Underneath the big names, the franchise players, there’s a whole jungle of would-be authors: news-gathering automatons, crybaby goth poets and the cream of the crop, the aspiring novelist. More than 85% of all works of fiction are stunning economic failures, each loseWeight Exerciser falling underfoot [...]
Moral Issues at University
Sometimes, on rare nights when hazy clouds obstruct a thick autumn moon and the corpses of leaves skitter across Wilfrid Laurier’s well-trodden pathways, you can witness a fascinating primeval struggle, if you know where to look. Watch the masses, swallowed sober and regurgitated drunk, spill out across University Avenue after last call. Watch the patios [...]
